January292012
blueandbluer:

greycatbrigade:

Literally the worst combination of poor bra fitting and breast implants that I have ever seen.
(Not that the implants are bad — well, okay, I don’t like them, they’re kind of awful, but I don’t want to be the body police — but they sure don’t go with that bra.)

Those are some lousy implants. I don’t know why the medical industry can’t figure out that correct breasts don’t look like globes that have been superglued to the front of the chest. 
And yeah, that bra is at least 2 sizes too small.

It’s not that the medical industry can’t figure out what breasts look like, it’s that these sorts of pictures are starting to convince stupid people that this is what breasts look like. I’d imagine that there’s a lot of headdesking from doctors who perform these surgeries when clients insist that their tits need to look like this, and in the industry, the person with the money wins.

blueandbluer:

greycatbrigade:

Literally the worst combination of poor bra fitting and breast implants that I have ever seen.

(Not that the implants are bad — well, okay, I don’t like them, they’re kind of awful, but I don’t want to be the body police — but they sure don’t go with that bra.)

Those are some lousy implants. I don’t know why the medical industry can’t figure out that correct breasts don’t look like globes that have been superglued to the front of the chest. 

And yeah, that bra is at least 2 sizes too small.

It’s not that the medical industry can’t figure out what breasts look like, it’s that these sorts of pictures are starting to convince stupid people that this is what breasts look like. I’d imagine that there’s a lot of headdesking from doctors who perform these surgeries when clients insist that their tits need to look like this, and in the industry, the person with the money wins.

12PM
“America is a super power not because we make the biggest guns. We’re a superpower because our culture has saturated the planet: Levis, Apple, Nike, Disney, Coke, Pepsi, McDonald’s, Jazz, Rhythm n Blues, Rock ‘n Roll, and Hip Hop. Our culture dominates the world far more than any nuclear bomb can. When you can make a person think a certain way, you don’t have to bomb them. Just give them some credit cards, a wide screen 3D TV, some potato chips, and watch what happens. This kind of cultural war, a war of propaganda and words, elements that both Hollywood and Washington know a lot about, makes America powerful beyond measure. The hard metal of this cultural weaponry, much of it, emanates from the soul of Blacks, the African American experience in music, dance, art and literature.”

You should read this entire essay by a collaborator of Spike Lee’s. You really really should. (Via Deadline.)

Not an entirely new concept. Berke Breathed was lampooning it in the 80s in “Bloom County.”

(via lizlet)

12PM
11AM
blueandbluer:

haguenite:

untidyfurrows:

dazaibrosamu:

discoverynews:

montereybayaquarium:

Did you know that giant Pacific octopuses get “attached” to their aquarists—in a good way? These intelligent animals recognize our staff and may even embrace them after a long absence.

An octopus hug.

WHAT I WANT TO BE FRIENDS MAKE IT HAPPEN

ohmygodohmygodohmygodawesome

Invertebrate hug for isopod.

I WANT TO GO THERE.

Reblog for my friend sallymonster!

blueandbluer:

haguenite:

untidyfurrows:

dazaibrosamu:

discoverynews:

montereybayaquarium:

Did you know that giant Pacific octopuses get “attached” to their aquarists—in a good way? These intelligent animals recognize our staff and may even embrace them after a long absence.

An octopus hug.

WHAT I WANT TO BE FRIENDS MAKE IT HAPPEN

ohmygodohmygodohmygodawesome

Invertebrate hug for isopod.

I WANT TO GO THERE.

Reblog for my friend sallymonster!

1AM
I blame the Japanese for this.

I blame the Japanese for this.

(Source: tapho, via kittenskittenskittens)

1AM
This is why our bedroom is off limits to the kitties.

This is why our bedroom is off limits to the kitties.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via hellbentforpleather)

January282012
stfupenguins:

blueandbluer:

jumblejo:


Bond. James Bond.





I hate to admit this, but while I mostly want Elba in the role because he would rock that shit, I also want him to be 007 for the sheer entertainment value provided by the ensuing internet shitstorm from purists, racists and racist purists.

Is threre any way to have Idrus Alba and Daniel Craig playing Bond in the same movie? If it could be pulled off without being silly, that would be totally hot.

stfupenguins:

blueandbluer:

jumblejo:

Bond. James Bond.

I hate to admit this, but while I mostly want Elba in the role because he would rock that shit, I also want him to be 007 for the sheer entertainment value provided by the ensuing internet shitstorm from purists, racists and racist purists.

Is threre any way to have Idrus Alba and Daniel Craig playing Bond in the same movie? If it could be pulled off without being silly, that would be totally hot.

5PM

sockdreams:

Brand New!

Octopi Arm Warmers ($25) made here in Portland, Oregon by the wonderful and talented UNA (click through to read about UNA and shop some of their gorgeous dresses and tops)

I love arm warmers and I MUST have these!

3PM

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012 Republican Presidential Candidates:

  • Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
  • Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
  • Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
  • Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
  • Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
  • Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-​sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-​in-​law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
  • Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
  • Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
January272012
blueandbluer:

proustianrecall:

plasticalibi:

Regrets: not applicable.

 I love this.

NEED.

I NEED DIS!

blueandbluer:

proustianrecall:

plasticalibi:

Regrets: not applicable.

 I love this.

NEED.

I NEED DIS!

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