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someauthorgirl replied to your post: Beer does nothing for me
Beer is a fucking bore, it takes forever to get a buzz on.It’s what I drink when I want to be sober.
It’s basically a health drink. I feel very hydrated right now.
Exactly. I drink it when I’m gardening or something, or at a ballgame and have to be sober enough to drive.
I see you’re all drinking shitty American beer. O_o

I really need these once we move into our house. These would be PIMP in our yard. However, they’re $207 each. There has to be a way to DIY these.
Nearly got a nose piercing.
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‘Cause of all those penguins.
If you’ve never seen “Flight of the Conchords,” you owe it to yourself to rectify that problem.
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This has been the start of:
1) Harley divebombs Sockbaby.
2) Sockbaby engages in play.
3) Harley remembers that Sockbaby is 15x her size (LITERALLY) and freaks out, runs away.
4) Harley goes off and plays by herself.
5) Harley forgets she’s afraid of Sockbaby, and
6) Rinse, Repeat.