December 2011
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Another conversation
Someone else: I'm a bit buzzed.
Me: Ok.
Someone else: So I'm going to troll the internet.
Me: ...Oh dear.
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“How many SEO experts do you need to change a lightbulb lightbulbs buy light...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Reblog for truth.
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I've decided I'm Transstupid.
blueandbluer:
I’m an idiot trapped in a smart person’s brain.
You have found the path to true enlightenment.
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
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sirpuddleduck:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
This is very good to know. Don’t start the new year off by killing yourself...
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Reblog if there's no snow for Christmas where you...
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ladyoflate:
anneemaye:
papurikaito:
tourai-kun:
kisa-kawaii-shouta:
cookie-maid-anon:
withmyfisheyes:
this is what happens when you live down south
No snow in Auburn, New York,
NO SNOW IN SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA.
No sightings of said white fluff here in Toronto either.
It only snowed once over here. 8c
naperville, illinois
but oh well orz
these dark elves...
thefrogman.me: A Christmas Eve Poem →
thefrogman:
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas would soon be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of…
EPIC
someauthorgirl:
No, really. They need to go die in a fire. I can be feeling totally awesome about myself, and then all of a sudden I get smacked in the face with a Victoria’s Secret commercial.
Hey, fuck you.
I have four hours to sober up and show up to take SomeAuthorDad out for Christmastime-For-The-Jews Dinner. Hopefully I’ll be less pissed off by then.
I recommend following...
Gift wrapping
I gave my mom an iPad this year for Christmas. She yelled at me for spending so much, and at such a time tsk! But…I bought it weeks ago, when I still had plans for being gainfully employed, and I had the extra money for it. Anyway… we were on Facetime when we she said thanks, and she was crying. Even with everything that’s going on with me, my mom’s year was much much...
In which I explain why "Winter Wonderland" is the...
anarchyandscotch:
Written in 1934 by Richard B. Smith, “Winter Wonderland” is the Christmas song equivalent of a fatal 12-car pileup that includes two school buses, a car full of puppies, and the entire writing team of Community. Let me explain why.
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? In the lane, snow is glistening A beautiful sight We’re happy tonight. Walking in a winter wonderland.
OK,...
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Almost done
The house cleaners are downstairs finishing up the last of the deep cleaning unfucking (floors, toilets, showers, etc). Aside from a trip to Goodwill, we’re just about done.
Here is what I have unfucked:
First floor coat closet
My office closet
My office in general
My part of our bedroom closet
Most of our bedroom
I need to wash our bed linens and tidy up a few other things around the...
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