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blueandbluer: stfupenguins: combustablelemon: CHAPFIX+ (all caps!!!) Apparently this is ” the evolution of chapstick, engineered for MEN. Manly men. It’s rectangular, black and red (MANLY COLORS!), and… AND!!!! It has grippy sides! Uuuoooo!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!! My question: Can it make a man look any less awkward while putting on said CHAPFIX or chapstick? Cause, ya know, most of them do. um. Ok. It’s not RUGGED enough. MORE RUBBER RIBBING. That’s what SHE said!

blueandbluer:

stfupenguins:

combustablelemon:

CHAPFIX+ (all caps!!!)

Apparently this is ” the evolution of chapstick, engineered for MEN.

Manly men. It’s rectangular, black and red (MANLY COLORS!), and… AND!!!!

It has grippy sides! Uuuoooo!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!

My question: Can it make a man look any less awkward while putting on said CHAPFIX or chapstick?

Cause, ya know, most of them do.

um. Ok.

It’s not RUGGED enough. MORE RUBBER RIBBING.

That’s what SHE said!

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  5. baconqurlyq reblogged this from blueandbluer and added:
    That’s what SHE said!
  6. blueandbluer reblogged this from dr-wtfox and added:
    MUSCLES TESTOSTERONE TRUCK NUTS MANLINESS. MUSCLES TESTOSTERONE TRUCK NUTS MANLINESS. MUSCLES TESTOSTERONE TRUCK NUTS...
  7. butahp reblogged this from combustablelemon and added:
    way I apply chapstick. I...like I’m having a stroke
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  10. sofriel reblogged this from soundsfishy and added:
    I feel like “black, red, square, with grippy sides” is the default design for men’s toiletries. For all the overwhelming...
  11. awesomehostile reblogged this from dr-wtfox and added:
    I’M NOT A MAN UNTIL BLOOD DROPS FROM MY CHIN
  12. soundsfishy reblogged this from dr-wtfox and added:
    The casing needs more spikes. And explosions.
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  14. dr-wtfox reblogged this from blueandbluer and added:
    Real, rugged manly man’s men don’t need their chapped lips soothed. They proudly sport their cracked, bleeding, dry lips...
  15. thegreatpumpkin reblogged this from someauthorgirl and added:
    So you’ll just look like you’re rubbing a flash disk all over your lips.
  16. someauthorgirl reblogged this from missworded and added:
    If it doesn’t also smell of “snake peel” or whatever like Axe, then clearly this is still far too gheigh for the average...
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  18. themoderatelyambitiousscientist reblogged this from glossylalia and added:
    You don’t put this on like regular Chapstick. You open it up and then slam your face into it repeatedly until you have...
  19. glossylalia reblogged this from blueandbluer and added:
    Should be shaped like a vulva.
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